James and the Giant Peach(s)

It's blues time! Muddy waters version of Grindin' man looking at the 10 inches of snow...

So, a quick look around the channels only to be instantly judgemental and annoyed at a documentary about Macrophilia, a fetish based on men who hand jive on the thought of Giant woman standing on them, crushing things..No, you haven't misread..I just had to watch in utter astonishment as men (?who all had the same voice trait and sounded like their testicles hadn't dropped..?) dribbled at the prospect of their Giant Ukrainian Wife Olga sit on a mini village whilst being filmed and of course tommy tanking himself into a frenzy..
Without sounding judgemental..fuck off creepy freaky weirdos!
I sat there and just pondered over the prospect of one of these "Giantessiphils (?) actually getting their wicked way and making it to second base , if their next wako fantasy would be fulfilled by getting off by strapping on a blank so they don't fall in and stir porridge without falling in..
Worst of all I watched it long enough to annoy me.Seems like the ongoing fashion of showing us documentaries on creeps and freaks, steers and queers isn't slowing down.Our curiosity just gets the better of us.
Well, if you can't beat them, might as well join them....

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